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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:

$ fortune | cowsay

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/ You can always tell the Christmas       \
| season is here when you start getting   |
| incredibly dense, tinfoil-and-ribbon-   |
| wrapped lumps in the mail. Fruitcakes   |
| make ideal gifts because the Postal     |
| Service has been unable to find a way   |
| to damage them. They last forever,      |
| largely because nobody ever eats them.  |
| In fact, many smart people save the     |
| fruitcakes they receive and send them   |
| back to the original givers the next    |
| year; some fruitcakes have been passed  |
| back and forth for hundreds of years.   |
|                                         |
| The easiest way to make a fruitcake is  |
| to buy a darkish cake, then pound some  |
| old, hard fruit into it with a mallet.  |
| Be sure to wear safety glasses.         |
|                                         |
\ -- Dave Barry, "Simple, Homespun Gifts" /
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Here is the PHP code:

$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;