Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / NOWPRINT. NOWPRINT. Clemclone, back to \ | the shadows again. | | | \ -- The Firesign Theater / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;