Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ The Great Movie Posters: \
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| POWERFUL! SHOCKING! RAW! ROUGH! |
| CHALLENGING! SEE A LITTLE GIRL |
| MOLESTED! |
| |
| -- Never Take Candy from a Stranger |
| (1963) |
| |
| She Sins in Mobile -- Marries in |
| Houston -- Loses Her Baby in Dallas -- |
| Leaves Her Husband in Tuscon -- MEETS |
| HARRU IN SAN DIEGO!... FIRST -- HARLOW! |
| THEN -- MONROE! NOW -- McCLANAHAN!!! |
| |
| -- The Rotten Apple (1963), Rue |
| McClanahan |
| |
| *NOT FOR SISSIES! DON'T COME IF YOU'RE |
| CHICKEN! A Horrifying Movie of Wierd |
| Beauties and Shocking Monsters... 1001 |
| WIERDEST SCENES EVER!! MOST SHOCKING |
| THRILLER OF THE CENTURY! |
| |
| -- Teenage Psycho meets Bloody Mary |
| (1964) (Alternate Title: |
| |
| The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who |
| Stopped Living and |
| |
\ Became Mixed Up Zombies) /
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$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;