Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ Why I Can't Go Out With You: \
| |
| I'd LOVE to, but... |
| |
| -- I've got a Friends of the Lowly |
| Rutabaga meeting. |
| |
| -- I promised to help a friend fold |
| road maps. |
| |
| -- I've been scheduled for a karma |
| transplant. |
| |
| -- I'm staying home to work on my |
| cottage cheese sculpture. |
| |
| -- It's my parakeet's bowling night. |
| |
| -- I'm building a plant from a kit. |
| |
| -- There's a disturbance in the Force. |
| |
| -- I'm doing door-to-door collecting |
| for static cling. |
| |
| -- I'm teaching my ferret to yodel. |
| |
\ -- My crayons all melted together. /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;