Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ Arnold's Laws of Documentation: \
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| (1) If it should exist, it doesn't. |
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| (2) If it does exist, it's out of date. |
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| (3) Only documentation for useless |
| programs transcends the |
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\ first two laws. /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
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$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;