Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ The polite thing to do has always been \
| to address people as they wish to be |
| addressed, to treat them in a way they |
| think dignified. But it is equally |
| important to accept and tolerate |
| different standards of courtesy, not |
| expecting everyone else to adapt to |
| one's own preferences. Only then can we |
| hope to restore the insult to its |
| proper social function of expressing |
| true distaste. |
| |
| -- Judith Martin, "Miss Manners' Guide |
| to Excruciatingly |
| |
\ Correct Behavior" /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;