Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / "Survey says..." \ | | | -- Richard Dawson, weenie, on "Family | \ Feud" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;