Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Finding the occasional straw of truth \ | awash in a great ocean of confusion and | | bamboozle requires intelligence, | | vigilance, dedication and courage. But | | if we don't practice these tough habits | | of thought, we cannot hope to solve the | | truly serious problems that face us -- | | and we risk becoming a nation of | | suckers, up for grabs by the next | | charlatan who comes along. | | | | -- Carl Sagan, "The Fine Art of Baloney | \ Detection," Parade, February 1, 1987 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;