Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / What really shapes and conditions and \ | makes us is somebody only a few of us | | ever have the courage to face: and that | | is the child you once were, long before | | formal education ever got its claws | | into you -- that impatient, | | all-demanding child who wants love and | | power and can't get enough of either | | and who goes on raging and weeping in | | your spirit till at last your eyes are | | closed and all the fools say, "Doesn't | | he look peaceful?" It is those pent-up, | | craving children who make all the wars | | and all the horrors and all the art and | | all the beauty and discovery in life, | | because they are trying to achieve what | | lay beyond their grasp before they were | | five years old. | | | \ -- Robertson Davies, "The Rebel Angels" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;