Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ A master was explaining the nature of \
| Tao to one of his novices. "The Tao is |
| embodied in all software -- regardless |
| of how insignificant," said the master. |
| |
| "Is Tao in a hand-held calculator?" |
| asked the novice. |
| |
| "It is," came the reply. |
| |
| "Is the Tao in a video game?" continued |
| the novice. |
| |
| "It is even in a video game," said the |
| master. |
| |
| "And is the Tao in the DOS for a |
| personal computer?" |
| |
| The master coughed and shifted his |
| position slightly. "The lesson is over |
| for today," he said. |
| |
| -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of |
\ Programming" /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;