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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:

$ fortune | cowsay

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/  Well, he thought, since neither        \
| Aristotelian Logic nor the disciplines  |
| of Science seemed to offer much hope,   |
| it's time to go beyond them...          |
|                                         |
| Drawing a few deep even breaths, he     |
| entered a mental state practiced only   |
| by Masters of the Universal Way of Zen. |
| In it his mind floated freely, able to  |
| rummage at will among the bits and      |
| pieces of data he had absorbed,         |
| undistracted by any outside             |
| disturbances. Logical structures no     |
| longer inhibited him. Pre-conceptions,  |
| prejudices, ordinary human standards    |
| vanished. All things, those previously  |
| trivial as well as those once thought   |
| important, became absolutely equal by   |
| acquiring an absolute value, revealing  |
| relationships not evident to ordinary   |
| vision. Like beads strung on a string   |
| of their own meaning, each thing        |
| pointed to its own common ground of     |
| existence, shared by all. Finally, each |
| began to melt into each, staying itself |
| while becoming all others. And Mind no  |
| longer contemplated Problem, but became |
| Problem, destroying Subject-Object by   |
| becoming them.                          |
|                                         |
| Time passed, unheeded.                  |
|                                         |
| Eventually, there was a tentative       |
| stirring, then a decisive one, and      |
| Nakamura arose, a smile on his face and |
| the light of laughter in his eyes.      |
|                                         |
\ -- Wayfarer                             /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||

Here is the PHP code:

$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;