Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / When choosing between two evils, I \ | always like to take the one I've never | | tried before. | | | \ -- Mae West, "Klondike Annie" / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;