Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Three Rings for the Elven-kings under \ | the sky, Seven for the Dwarf-lords in | | their halls of stone, Nine for Mortal | | Men doomed to die, One for the Dark | | Lord on his dark throne In the Land of | | Mordor where the Shadows lie. One Ring | | to rule them all, One Ring to find | | them, One Ring to bring them all and in | | the darkness bind them In the Land of | | Mordor where the Shadows lie. | | | | -- J. R. R. Tolkien, "The Lord of the | \ Rings" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;