Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / He probably just wants to take over my \ | CELLS and then EXPLODE inside me like a | | BARREL of runny CHOPPED LIVER! Or maybe | | he'd like to PSYCHOLIGICALLY TERRORISE | | ME until I have no objection to a | | RIGHT-WING MILITARY TAKEOVER of my | | apartment!! I guess I should call AL | \ PACINO! / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;