Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Not one hundred percent efficient, of \ | course ... but nothing ever is. | | | | -- Kirk, "Metamorphosis", stardate | \ 3219.8 / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;