Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / progress, n.: \ | | | Medieval man thought disease was caused | | by invisible demons | | | | invading the body and taking possession | | of it. | | | | Modern man knows disease is caused by | | microscopic bacteria | | | | and viruses invading the body and | \ causing it to malfunction. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;