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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ Two men are in a hot-air balloon. Soon, \
| they find themselves lost in a canyon   |
| somewhere. One of the three men says,   |
| "I've got an idea. We can call for help |
| in this canyon and the echo will carry  |
| our voices to the end of the canyon.    |
| Someone's bound to hear us by then!"    |
|                                         |
| So he leans over the basket and screams |
| out, "Helllloooooo! Where are we?"      |
| (They hear the echo several times).     |
|                                         |
| Fifteen minutes later, they hear this   |
| echoing voice: "Helllloooooo! You're    |
| lost!"                                  |
|                                         |
| The shouter comments, "That must have   |
| been a mathematician."                  |
|                                         |
| Puzzled, his friend asks, "Why do you   |
| say that?"                              |
|                                         |
| "For three reasons. First, he took a    |
| long time to answer, second, he was     |
| absolutely correct, and, third, his     |
\ answer was absolutely useless."         /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;