Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Two men are in a hot-air balloon. Soon, \ | they find themselves lost in a canyon | | somewhere. One of the three men says, | | "I've got an idea. We can call for help | | in this canyon and the echo will carry | | our voices to the end of the canyon. | | Someone's bound to hear us by then!" | | | | So he leans over the basket and screams | | out, "Helllloooooo! Where are we?" | | (They hear the echo several times). | | | | Fifteen minutes later, they hear this | | echoing voice: "Helllloooooo! You're | | lost!" | | | | The shouter comments, "That must have | | been a mathematician." | | | | Puzzled, his friend asks, "Why do you | | say that?" | | | | "For three reasons. First, he took a | | long time to answer, second, he was | | absolutely correct, and, third, his | \ answer was absolutely useless." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;