Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Many have seen Topaxci, God of the \ | Red Mushroom, and they earn the name of | | shaman," he said. Some have seen | | Skelde, spirit of the smoke, and they | | are called sorcerers. A few have been | | privileged to see Umcherrel, the soul | | of the forest, and they are known as | | spirit masters. But none have seen a | | box with hundreds of legs that looked | | at them without eyes, and they are | | known as idio--" | | | | The interruption was caused by a sudden | | screaming noise and a flurry of snow | | and sparks that blew the fire across | | the dark hut; there was a brief blurred | | vision and then the opposite wall was | | blasted aside and the apparition | | vanished. | | | | There was a long silence. Then a | | slightly shorter silence. Then the old | | shaman said carefully, "You didn't just | | see two men go through upside down on a | | broomstick, shouting and screaming at | | each other, did you?" | | | | The boy looked at him levelly. | | "Certainly not," he said. | | | | The old man heaved a sigh of relief. | | "Thank goodness for that," he said. | | "Neither did I." | | | | -- Terry Pratchett, "The Light | \ Fantastic" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;