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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/  "Many have seen Topaxci, God of the    \
| Red Mushroom, and they earn the name of |
| shaman," he said. Some have seen        |
| Skelde, spirit of the smoke, and they   |
| are called sorcerers. A few have been   |
| privileged to see Umcherrel, the soul   |
| of the forest, and they are known as    |
| spirit masters. But none have seen a    |
| box with hundreds of legs that looked   |
| at them without eyes, and they are      |
| known as idio--"                        |
|                                         |
| The interruption was caused by a sudden |
| screaming noise and a flurry of snow    |
| and sparks that blew the fire across    |
| the dark hut; there was a brief blurred |
| vision and then the opposite wall was   |
| blasted aside and the apparition        |
| vanished.                               |
|                                         |
| There was a long silence. Then a        |
| slightly shorter silence. Then the old  |
| shaman said carefully, "You didn't just |
| see two men go through upside down on a |
| broomstick, shouting and screaming at   |
| each other, did you?"                   |
|                                         |
| The boy looked at him levelly.          |
| "Certainly not," he said.               |
|                                         |
| The old man heaved a sigh of relief.    |
| "Thank goodness for that," he said.     |
| "Neither did I."                        |
|                                         |
| -- Terry Pratchett, "The Light          |
\ Fantastic"                              /
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;