Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Hi! You have reached 555-0129. None of \ | us are here to answer the phone and the | | cat doesn't have opposing thumbs, so | | his messages are illegible. Please | | leave your name and message after the | \ beep... / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;