Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ /DalNet is like the special \ | olympics of IRC. There's a lot of | | | | drooling goin' on and everyone is a | \ 'winner'. / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;