Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / Conversation, n.: \ | | | A vocal competition in which the one | | who is catching his breath | | | \ is called the listener. / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;