Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Whoever has lived long enough to find \ | out what life is, knows how deep a debt | | of gratitude we owe to Adam, the first | | great benefactor of our race. He | | brought death into the world. | | | | -- Mark Twain, "Pudd'nhead Wilson's | \ Calendar" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;