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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/ "Insofar as I may be heard by anything, \
| which may or may not care what I say, I |
| ask, if it matters, that you be         |
| forgiven for anything you may have done |
| or failed to do which requires          |
| forgiveness. Conversely, if not         |
| forgiveness but something else may be   |
| required to insure any possible benefit |
| for which you may be eligible after the |
| destruction of your body, I ask that    |
| this, whatever it may be, be granted or |
| withheld, as the case may be, in such a |
| manner as to insure your receiving said |
| benefit. I ask this in my capacity as   |
| your elected intermediary between       |
| yourself and that which may not be      |
| yourself, but which may have an         |
| interest in the matter of your          |
| receiving as much as it is possible for |
| you to receive of this thing, and which |
| may in some way be influenced by this   |
| ceremony. Amen."                        |
|                                         |
| Madrak, in _Creatures of Light and      |
\ Darkness_, by Roger Zelazny             /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;