Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Insofar as I may be heard by anything, \ | which may or may not care what I say, I | | ask, if it matters, that you be | | forgiven for anything you may have done | | or failed to do which requires | | forgiveness. Conversely, if not | | forgiveness but something else may be | | required to insure any possible benefit | | for which you may be eligible after the | | destruction of your body, I ask that | | this, whatever it may be, be granted or | | withheld, as the case may be, in such a | | manner as to insure your receiving said | | benefit. I ask this in my capacity as | | your elected intermediary between | | yourself and that which may not be | | yourself, but which may have an | | interest in the matter of your | | receiving as much as it is possible for | | you to receive of this thing, and which | | may in some way be influenced by this | | ceremony. Amen." | | | | Madrak, in _Creatures of Light and | \ Darkness_, by Roger Zelazny / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;