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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:

$ fortune | cowsay

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/  [May one] doubt whether, in cheese and \
| timber, worms are generated,            |
|                                         |
| or, if beetles and wasps, in cow-dung,  |
| or if butterflies, locusts,             |
|                                         |
| shellfish, snails, eels, and such life  |
| be procreated of putrefied              |
|                                         |
| matter, which is to receive the form of |
| that creature to which it               |
|                                         |
| is by formative power disposed[?] To    |
| question this is to question            |
|                                         |
| reason, sense, and experience. If he    |
| doubts this, let him go to              |
|                                         |
| Egypt, and there he will find the       |
| fields swarming with mice begot         |
|                                         |
| of the mud of the Nylus, to the great   |
| calamity of the inhabitants.            |
|                                         |
| A seventeenth century opinion quoted by |
| L. L. Woodruff,                         |
|                                         |
| in *The Evolution of Earth and Man*,    |
\ 1929                                    /
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Here is the PHP code:

$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;