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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:

$ fortune | cowsay

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/  Hardware met Software on the road to   \
| Changtse. Software said: "You are the   |
| Yin and I am the Yang. If we travel     |
| together we will become famous and earn |
| vast sums of money." And so the pair    |
| set forth together, thinking to conquer |
| the world.                              |
|                                         |
| Presently, they met Firmware, who was   |
| dressed in tattered rags, and hobbled   |
| along propped on a thorny stick.        |
| Firmware said to them: "The Tao lies    |
| beyond Yin and Yang. It is silent and   |
| still as a pool of water. It does not   |
| seek fame, therefore nobody knows its   |
| presence. It does not seek fortune, for |
| it is complete within itself. It exists |
| beyond space and time."                 |
|                                         |
| Software and Hardware, ashamed,         |
| returned to their homes.                |
|                                         |
| -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of          |
\ Programming"                            /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||

Here is the PHP code:

$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;