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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:

$ fortune | cowsay

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/ -- Male cadavers are incapable of       \
| yielding testimony. -- Individuals who  |
| make their abode in vitreous edifices   |
| would be well advised                   |
|                                         |
| to refrain from catapulting             |
| projectiles. -- Neophyte's serendipity. |
| -- Exclusive dedication to necessitious |
| chores without interludes of hedonistic |
|                                         |
| diversion renders John a hebetudinous   |
| fellow. -- A revolving concretion of    |
| earthy or mineral matter accumulates no |
| congeries                               |
|                                         |
| of small, green bryophytic plant. --    |
| Abstention from any aleatory            |
| undertaking precludes a potential       |
| escallation                             |
|                                         |
| of a lucrative nature. -- Missiles of   |
| ligneous or osteal consistency have the |
| potential of fracturing                 |
|                                         |
| osseous structure, but appellations     |
\ will eternally remain innocuous.        /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||

Here is the PHP code:

$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;