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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:

$ fortune | cowsay

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/ "None of our men are "experts." We have \
| most unfortunately found it necessary   |
| to get rid of a man as soon as he       |
| thinks himself an expert -- because no  |
| one ever considers himself expert if he |
| really knows his job. A man who knows a |
| job sees so much more to be done than   |
| he has done, that he is always pressing |
| forward and never gives up an instant   |
| of thought to how good and how          |
| efficient he is. Thinking always ahead, |
| thinking always of trying to do more,   |
| brings a state of mind in which nothing |
| is impossible. The moment one gets into |
| the "expert" state of mind a great      |
| number of things become impossible."    |
|                                         |
| -- From Henry Ford Sr., "My Life and    |
\ Work," p. 86 (1922):                    /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||

Here is the PHP code:

$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;