Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ -- Male cadavers are incapable of \
| yielding testimony. -- Individuals who |
| make their abode in vitreous edifices |
| would be well advised |
| |
| to refrain from catapulting |
| projectiles. -- Neophyte's serendipity. |
| -- Exclusive dedication to necessitious |
| chores without interludes of hedonistic |
| |
| diversion renders John a hebetudinous |
| fellow. -- A revolving concretion of |
| earthy or mineral matter accumulates no |
| congeries |
| |
| of small, green bryophytic plant. -- |
| Abstention from any aleatory |
| undertaking precludes a potential |
| escallation |
| |
| of a lucrative nature. -- Missiles of |
| ligneous or osteal consistency have the |
| potential of fracturing |
| |
| osseous structure, but appellations |
\ will eternally remain innocuous. /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
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$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;