Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ I gave my love an Apple, that had no \
| core; I gave my love a building, that |
| had no floor; I wrote my love a |
| program, that had no end; I gave my |
| love an upgrade, with no cryin'. |
| |
| How can there be an Apple, that has no |
| core? How can there be a building, that |
| has no floor? How can there be a |
| program, that has no end? How can there |
| be an upgrade, with no cryin'? |
| |
| An Apple's MOS memory don't use no |
| core! A building that's perfect, it has |
| no flaw! A program with GOTOs, it has |
| no end! I lied about the upgrade, with |
\ no cryin'! /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;