Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Boss: You forgot to assign the result \ | of your map! | | | | Hacker: Dang, I'm always forgetting my | | assignations... | | | | Boss: And what's that "goto" doing | | there?!? | | | | Hacker: Er, I guess my finger slipped | | when I was typing "getservbyport"... | | | | Boss: Ah well, accidents will happen. | | Maybe we should have picked APL. | | | | -- Larry Wall in | \ <199710311732.JAA19169@wall.org> / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;