Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Despite its suffix, skepticism is not \ | an "ism" in the sense of a belief or | | dogma. It is simply an approach to the | | problem of telling what is counterfeit | | and what is genuine. And a recognition | | of how costly it may be to fail to do | | so. To be a skeptic is to cultivate | | "street smarts" in the battle for | | control of one's own mind, one's own | | money, one's own allegiances. To be a | | skeptic, in short, is to refuse to be a | | victim. -- Robert S. DeBear, "An Agenda | | for Reason, Realism, and | | Responsibility," | | | | New York Skeptic (newsletter of the New | \ York Area Skeptics, Inc.), Spring 1988 / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;