Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ Just a few of the perfect excuses for \
| having some strawberry shortcake. Pick |
| one. |
| |
| (1) It's less calories than two pieces |
| of strawberry shortcake. |
| |
| (2) It's cheaper than going to France. |
| |
| (3) It neutralizes the brownies I had |
| yesterday. |
| |
| (4) Life is short. |
| |
| (5) It's somebody's birthday. I don't |
| want them to celebrate alone. |
| |
| (6) It matches my eyes. |
| |
| (7) Whoever said, "Let them eat cake." |
| must have been talking to me. |
| |
| (8) To punish myself for eating dessert |
| yesterday. |
| |
| (9) Compensation for all the time I |
| spend in the shower not eating. |
| |
| (10) Strawberry shortcake is evil. I |
| must help rid the world of it. |
| |
| (11) I'm getting weak from eating all |
| that healthy stuff. |
| |
| (12) It's the second anniversary of the |
\ night I ate plain broccoli. /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;