Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / One would like to stroke and caress \ | human beings, but one dares not do so, | | because they bite. | | | \ -- Vladimir Il'ich Lenin / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;