Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ I reverently believe that the maker who \
| made us all makes everything in New |
| England, but the weather. I don't know |
| who makes that, but I think it must be |
| raw apprentices in the weather-clerks |
| factory who experiment and learn how, |
| in New England, for board and clothes, |
| and then are promoted to make weather |
| for countries that require a good |
| article, and will take their custom |
| elsewhere if they don't get it. |
| |
\ -- Mark Twain /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;