Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Imbesi's Law with Freeman's Extension: \ | | | In order for something to become clean, | | something else must | | | | become dirty; but you can get | | everything dirty without getting | | | \ anything clean. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;