Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ /but one sort per tab and \ | none per list is arguably better than | | | | O(n + n**2) per tab and O(n**2) per | | list. OMG, someone shoot me. | | ? I can't | | believe I just used the big goose-egg | | to explain why my | | | \ way is probably best in the long run. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;