Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / Feeling amorous, she looked under the \ | sheets and cried, "Oh, no, it's | \ Microsoft!" / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;