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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:

$ fortune | cowsay

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/  A MODERN FABLE                         \
|                                         |
| Aesop's fables and other traditional    |
| children's stories involve allegory far |
| too subtle for the youth of today.      |
| Children need an updated message with   |
| contemporary circumstance and plot      |
| line, and short enough to suit today's  |
| minute attention span.                  |
|                                         |
| The Troubled Aardvark                   |
|                                         |
| Once upon a time, there was an aardvark |
| whose only pleasure in life was driving |
| from his suburban bungalow to his job   |
| at a large brokerage house in his brand |
| new 4x4. He hated his manipulative      |
| boss, his conniving and unethical       |
| co-workers, his greedy wife, and his    |
| snivelling, spoiled children. One day,  |
| the aardvark reflected on the meaning   |
| of his life and his career and on the   |
| unchecked, catastrophic decline of his  |
| nation, its pathetic excuse for         |
| leadership, and the complete            |
| ineffectiveness of any personal effort  |
| he could make to change the status quo. |
| Overcome by a wave of utter depression  |
| and self-doubt, he decided to take the  |
| only course of action that would bring  |
| him greater comfort and happiness: he   |
| drove to the mall and bought imported   |
| consumer electronics goods.             |
|                                         |
| MORAL OF THE STORY: Invest in foreign   |
| consumer electronics manufacturers.     |
|                                         |
\ -- Tom Annau                            /
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Here is the PHP code:

$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;