Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ /"The currency collectors are \ | offline." "I'm rerouting though | | | | the secondary couplings. If we re-align | | the phase manifold we | | | | should be able to use the plasma | | inductor matrix to manually | | | | launch a new cheesy spinoff series." * | | ShadwDrgn sighs you leave my | \ manifolds alone ! / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;