Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Marriage is low down, but you spend the \ | rest of your life paying for it. | | | \ -- Baskins / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;