Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ That could certainly be done, but I \
| don't want to fall into the Forth trap, |
| where every running Forth |
| implementation is really a different |
| language. |
| |
| -- Larry Wall in |
\ <199705101952.MAA00756@wall.org> /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;