Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _______________________________________ / A billion here, a billion there -- \ | pretty soon it adds up to real money. | | | | -- Sen. Everett Dirksen, on the U.S. | \ defense budget / --------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;