Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / "Lines that are parallel meet at \ | Infinity!" Euclid repeatedly, heatedly, | | urged. | | | | Until he died, and so reached that | | vicinity: in it he found that the | | damned things diverged. | | | \ -- Piet Hein / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;