Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ Besides, its really not worthwhile to \
| use more than two times your physical |
| ram in swap (except in a select few |
| situations). The performance of the |
| system becomes so abysmal you'd rather |
| heat pins under your toenails while |
| reciting Windows95 source code and |
| staring at porn flicks of Bob Dole than |
| actually try to type something. |
| |
| -- seen on c.o.l.development.system, |
\ about the size of the swap space /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;