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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/  There was once a programmer who worked \
| upon microprocessors. "Look at how well |
| off I am here," he said to a mainframe  |
| programmer who came to visit, "I have   |
| my own operating system and file        |
| storage device. I do not have to share  |
| my resources with anyone. The software  |
| is self-consistent and easy-to-use. Why |
| do you not quit your present job and    |
| join me here?"                          |
|                                         |
| The mainframe programmer then began to  |
| describe his system to his friend,      |
| saying: "The mainframe sits like an     |
| ancient sage meditating in the midst of |
| the data center. Its disk drives lie    |
| end-to-end like a great ocean of        |
| machinery. The software is a            |
| multi-faceted as a diamond and as       |
| convoluted as a primeval jungle. The    |
| programs, each unique, move through the |
| system like a swift-flowing river. That |
| is why I am happy where I am."          |
|                                         |
| The microcomputer programmer, upon      |
| hearing this, fell silent. But the two  |
| programmers remained friends until the  |
| end of their days.                      |
|                                         |
| -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of          |
\ Programming"                            /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;