Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Winter is the season in which people \ | try to keep the house as warm as it was | | in the summer, when they complained | \ about the heat. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;