Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / One monk said to the other, "The fish \ | has flopped out of the net! How will it | | live?" The other said, "When you have | \ gotten out of the net, I'll tell you." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;