Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Gerrold's Laws of Infernal Dynamics: \ | | | (1) An object in motion will always be | | headed in the wrong direction. | | | | (2) An object at rest will always be in | | the wrong place. | | | | (3) The energy required to change | | either one of these states | | | | will always be more than you wish to | | expend, but never so | | | | much as to make the task totally | \ impossible. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;