Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / After twelve years of therapy my \ | psychiatrist said something that | | brought tears to my eyes. He said, "No | | hablo ingles." | | | \ -- Ronnie Shakes / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;