Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ When users see one GUI as beautiful, \
| other user interfaces become ugly. When |
| users see some programs as winners, |
| other programs become lossage. |
| |
| Pointers and NULLs reference each |
| other. High level and assembler depend |
| on each other. Double and float cast to |
| each other. High-endian and low-endian |
| define each other. While and until |
| follow each other. |
| |
| Therefore the Guru programs without |
| doing anything and teaches without |
| saying anything. Warnings arise and he |
| lets them come; processes are swapped |
| and he lets them go. He has but doesn't |
| possess, acts but doesn't expect. When |
| his work is done, he deletes it. That |
\ is why it lasts forever. /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;