Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Digital computers are themselves more \ | complex than most things people build: | | They have very large numbers of states. | | This makes conceiving, describing, and | | testing them hard. Software systems | | have orders-of-magnitude more states | | than computers do. | | | \ -- Fred Brooks, Jr. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;