Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ Dear Emily: \
| |
| I saw a long article that I wish to |
| rebut carefully, what should I do? |
| |
| -- Angry |
| |
| Dear Angry: |
| |
| Include the entire text with your |
| article, and include your comments |
| between the lines. Be sure to post, and |
| not mail, even though your article |
| looks like a reply to the original. |
| Everybody *loves* to read those long |
| point-by-point debates, especially when |
| they evolve into name-calling and lots |
| of "Is too!" -- "Is not!" -- "Is too, |
| twizot!" exchanges. |
| |
| -- Emily Postnews Answers Your |
\ Questions on Netiquette /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;