Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Care at the Beginning \ | | | What lies still is easy to grasp; What | | lies far off is easy to anticipate; | | What is brittle is easy to shatter; | | What is small is easy to disperse. Yet | | a tree broader than a man can embrace | | is born of a tiny shoot; A dam greater | | than a river can overflow starts with a | | clod of earth; A journey of a thousand | | miles begins at the spot under one's | | feet. Therefore deal with things before | | they happen; Create order before there | | is confusion. | | | \ -- Lao Tse, "Tao Te Ching" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;