Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own \ | can opener, and requires you to read | | the directions carefully before opening | | the can. Originally only came in an | | 8-oz. can, but now comes in a 16-oz. | | can. However, the can is divided into 8 | | compartments of 2 oz. each, which have | | to be accessed separately. Soon to be | | discontinued, although a lot of people | | are going to keep drinking it after | \ it's no longer available. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;