Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ______________________________________ / It's faster horses, Younger women, \ | Older whiskey and More money. | | | \ -- Tom T. Hall, "The Secret of Life" / -------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;