Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / The rhino is a homely beast, For human \ | eyes he's not a feast. Farewell, | | farewell, you old rhinoceros, I'll | | stare at something less prepoceros. | | | \ -- Ogden Nash / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;