Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ "It says he made us all to be just like \
| him. So if we're dumb, then god is |
| dumb, and maybe even a little ugly on |
| the side." |
| |
\ -- Frank Zappa /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;