Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ Note that if I can get you to "su and \
| say" something just by asking, you have |
| a very serious security problem on your |
| system and you should look into it. |
| |
| -- Paul Vixie, vixie-cron 3.0.1 |
\ installation notes /
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$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;