Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / Overall, the philosophy is to attack \ | the availability problem from two | | complementary directions: to reduce the | | number of software errors through | | rigorous testing of running systems, | | and to reduce the effect of the | | remaining errors by providing for | | recovery from them. An interesting | | footnote to this design is that now a | | system failure can usually be | | considered to be the result of two | | program errors: the first, in the | | program that started the problem; the | | second, in the recovery routine that | | could not protect the system. | | | | -- A. L. Scherr, "Functional Structure | | of IBM Virtual Storage | | | | Operating Systems, Part II: OS/VS-2 | | Concepts and | | | | Philosophies," IBM Systems Journal, | \ Vol. 12, No. 4. / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;