Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / [In 'Doctor' mode], I spent a good ten \ | minutes telling Emacs what I thought of | | it. (The response was, 'Perhaps you | | could try to be less abusive.') | | | \ -- Matt Welsh / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;