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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:

$ fortune | cowsay

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/ A man was griping to his friend about   \
| how he hated to go home after a late    |
| card games.                             |
|                                         |
| "You wouldn't believe what I go through |
| to avoid waking my wife," he said.      |
| "First, I kill the engine a block away  |
| from the house and coast into the       |
| garage. Then I open the door slowly,    |
| take off my shoes, and tiptoe to our    |
| room. But just as I'm about to slide    |
| into bed, she always wakes up and gives |
| me hell."                               |
|                                         |
| "I make a big racket when I go home,"   |
| his friend replied.                     |
|                                         |
| "You do?"                               |
|                                         |
| "Sure. I honk the horn, slam the door,  |
| turn on all the lights, stomp up to the |
| bedroom and give my wife a big kiss.    |
| `Hi, Alice,' I say. `How about a little |
| smooch for your old man?'"              |
|                                         |
| "And what does she say?" his friend     |
| asked in disbelief.                     |
|                                         |
| "She doesn't say anything," his buddy   |
| replied. "She always pretends she's     |
\ asleep."                                /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||

Here is the PHP code:

$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;