Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ A prominent broadcaster, on a big-game \
| safari in Africa, was taken to a |
| watering hole where the life of the |
| jungle could be observed. As he looked |
| down from his tree platform and |
| described the scene into his tape |
| recorder, he saw two gnus grazing |
| peacefully. So preoccupied were they |
| that they failed to observe the |
| approach of a pride of lions led by two |
| magnificent specimens, obviously the |
| leaders. The lions charged, killed the |
| gnus, and dragged them into the bushes |
| where their feasting could not be seen. |
| A little while later the two kings of |
| the jungle emerged and the radioman |
| recorded on his tape: "Well, that's the |
| end of the gnus and here, once again, |
\ are the head lions." /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
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$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;