Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A young honeymoon couple were touring \ | southern Florida and happened to stop | | at one of the rattlesnake farms along | | the road. After seeing the sights, they | | engaged in small talk with the man that | | handled the snakes. "Gosh!" exclaimed | | the new bride. "You certainly have a | | dangerous job. Don't you ever get | | bitten by the snakes?" | | | | "Yes, upon rare occasions," answered | | the handler. | | | | "Well," she continued, "just what do | | you do when you're bitten by a snake?" | | | | "I always carry a razor-sharp knife in | | my pocket, and as soon as I am bitten, | | I make deep criss-cross marks across | | the fang entry and then suck the poison | | from the wound." | | | | "What, uh... what would happen if you | | were to accidentally *sit* on a | | rattler?" persisted the woman. | | | | "Ma'am," answered the snake handler, | | "that will be the day I learn who my | \ real friends are." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;