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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/  A young honeymoon couple were touring  \
| southern Florida and happened to stop   |
| at one of the rattlesnake farms along   |
| the road. After seeing the sights, they |
| engaged in small talk with the man that |
| handled the snakes. "Gosh!" exclaimed   |
| the new bride. "You certainly have a    |
| dangerous job. Don't you ever get       |
| bitten by the snakes?"                  |
|                                         |
| "Yes, upon rare occasions," answered    |
| the handler.                            |
|                                         |
| "Well," she continued, "just what do    |
| you do when you're bitten by a snake?"  |
|                                         |
| "I always carry a razor-sharp knife in  |
| my pocket, and as soon as I am bitten,  |
| I make deep criss-cross marks across    |
| the fang entry and then suck the poison |
| from the wound."                        |
|                                         |
| "What, uh... what would happen if you   |
| were to accidentally *sit* on a         |
| rattler?" persisted the woman.          |
|                                         |
| "Ma'am," answered the snake handler,    |
| "that will be the day I learn who my    |
\ real friends are."                      /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;