Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I tell ya, I was an ugly kid. I was so \ | ugly that my dad kept the kid's picture | | that came with the wallet he bought. | | | \ -- Rodney Dangerfield / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;