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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:

$ fortune | cowsay

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/ FORTUNE DISCUSSES THE DIFFERENCES       \
| BETWEEN MEN AND WOMEN: #5               |
|                                         |
| Trust:                                  |
|                                         |
| The average woman would really like to  |
| be told if her mate is fooling around   |
| behind her back. This same woman        |
| wouldn't tell her best friend if she    |
| knew the best friends' mate was having  |
| an affair. She'll tell all her OTHER    |
| friends, however. The average man won't |
| say anything if he knows that one of    |
| his friend's mates is fooling around,   |
| and he'd rather not know if his mate is |
| having an affair either, out of fear    |
| that it might be with one of his        |
| friends. He will tell all his friends   |
| about his own affairs, though, so they  |
| can be ready if he needs an alibi.      |
|                                         |
| Driving:                                |
|                                         |
| A typical man thinks he's Mario         |
| Andretti as soon as he slips behind the |
| wheel of his car. The fact that it's an |
| 8-year-old Honda doesn't keep him from  |
| trying to out-accelerate the guy in the |
| Porsche who's attempting to cut him     |
| off; freeway on-ramps are exciting      |
| challenges to see who has The Right     |
| Stuff on the morning commute. Does he   |
| or doesn't he? Only his body shop knows |
| for sure. Insurance companies           |
| understand this behavior, and price     |
| their policies accordingly.             |
|                                         |
| A woman will slow down to let a car     |
| merge in front of her, and get          |
| rear-ended by another woman who was     |
| busy adding the finishing touches to    |
\ her makeup.                             /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||

Here is the PHP code:

$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;