Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I value kindness to human beings first \ | of all, and kindness to animals. I | | don't respect the law; I have a total | | irreverence for anything connected with | | society except that which makes the | | roads safer, the beer stronger, the | | food cheaper, and old men and women | | warmer in the winter, and happier in | | the summer. | | | \ -- Brendan Behan / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;