Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / The fashion wears out more apparel than \ | the man. | | | | -- William Shakespeare, "Much Ado About | \ Nothing" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;