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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/  _                                      \
|                                         |
| _ / \ o                                 |
|                                         |
| / \ | | o o o                           |
|                                         |
| | | | | _ o o o o                       |
|                                         |
| | \_| | / \ o o o                       |
|                                         |
| \__ | | | o o                           |
|                                         |
| | | | | ______ ~~~~ _____               |
|                                         |
| | |__/ | / ___--\\ ~~~ __/_____\__      |
|                                         |
| | ___/ / \--\\ \\ \ ___ <__ x x __\     |
|                                         |
| | | / /\\ \\ )) \ ( " )                 |
|                                         |
| | |                                     |
| -------(---->>(@)--(@)-------\--------- |
| -< >-----------                         |
|                                         |
| | | // | | //__________ / \ ____) (___  |
| \\                                      |
|                                         |
| | | // __|_| ( --------- ) //// ______  |
| /////\ \\                               |
|                                         |
| // | ( \ ______ / <<<< <>-----<<<<< /   |
| \\                                      |
|                                         |
| // ( ) / / \` \__ \\                    |
|                                         |
| //------------------------------------- |
| ------------------------\\              |
|                                         |
| Every now and then, when your life gets |
| complicated and the weasels start       |
| closing in, the only cure is to load up |
| on heinous chemicals and then drive     |
| like a bastard from Hollywood to Las    |
| Vegas ... with the music at top volume  |
| and at least a pint of ether.           |
|                                         |
| -- Hunter S. Thompson, "Fear and        |
\ Loathing in Las Vegas"                  /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;