Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / _ \ | | | _ / \ o | | | | / \ | | o o o | | | | | | | | _ o o o o | | | | | \_| | / \ o o o | | | | \__ | | | o o | | | | | | | | ______ ~~~~ _____ | | | | | |__/ | / ___--\\ ~~~ __/_____\__ | | | | | ___/ / \--\\ \\ \ ___ <__ x x __\ | | | | | | / /\\ \\ )) \ ( " ) | | | | | | | | -------(---->>(@)--(@)-------\--------- | | -< >----------- | | | | | | // | | //__________ / \ ____) (___ | | \\ | | | | | | // __|_| ( --------- ) //// ______ | | /////\ \\ | | | | // | ( \ ______ / <<<< <>-----<<<<< / | | \\ | | | | // ( ) / / \` \__ \\ | | | | //------------------------------------- | | ------------------------\\ | | | | Every now and then, when your life gets | | complicated and the weasels start | | closing in, the only cure is to load up | | on heinous chemicals and then drive | | like a bastard from Hollywood to Las | | Vegas ... with the music at top volume | | and at least a pint of ether. | | | | -- Hunter S. Thompson, "Fear and | \ Loathing in Las Vegas" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;