Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A doctor, an architect, and a computer \ | scientist were arguing about whose | | profession was the oldest. In the | | course of their arguments, they got all | | the way back to the Garden of Eden, | | whereupon the doctor said, "The medical | | profession is clearly the oldest, | | because Eve was made from Adam's rib, | | as the story goes, and that was a | | simply incredible surgical feat." | | | | The architect did not agree. He said, | | "But if you look at the Garden itself, | | in the beginning there was chaos and | | void, and out of that the Garden and | | the world were created. So God must | | have been an architect." | | | | The computer scientist, who'd listened | | carefully to all of this, then | | commented, "Yes, but where do you think | \ the chaos came from?" / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;