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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

 _________________________________________
/  A doctor, an architect, and a computer \
| scientist were arguing about whose      |
| profession was the oldest. In the       |
| course of their arguments, they got all |
| the way back to the Garden of Eden,     |
| whereupon the doctor said, "The medical |
| profession is clearly the oldest,       |
| because Eve was made from Adam's rib,   |
| as the story goes, and that was a       |
| simply incredible surgical feat."       |
|                                         |
| The architect did not agree. He said,   |
| "But if you look at the Garden itself,  |
| in the beginning there was chaos and    |
| void, and out of that the Garden and    |
| the world were created. So God must     |
| have been an architect."                |
|                                         |
| The computer scientist, who'd listened  |
| carefully to all of this, then          |
| commented, "Yes, but where do you think |
\ the chaos came from?"                   /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;