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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/  The Magician of the Ivory Tower        \
| brought his latest invention for the    |
| master programmer to examine. The       |
| magician wheeled a large black box into |
| the master's office while the master    |
| waited in silence.                      |
|                                         |
| "This is an integrated, distributed,    |
| general-purpose workstation," began the |
| magician, "ergonomically designed with  |
| a proprietary operating system, sixth   |
| generation languages, and multiple      |
| state of the art user interfaces. It    |
| took my assistants several hundred man  |
| years to construct. Is it not amazing?" |
|                                         |
| The master raised his eyebrows          |
| slightly. "It is indeed amazing," he    |
| said.                                   |
|                                         |
| "Corporate Headquarters has commanded," |
| continued the magician, "that everyone  |
| use this workstation as a platform for  |
| new programs. Do you agree to this?"    |
|                                         |
| "Certainly," replied the master, "I     |
| will have it transported to the data    |
| center immediately!" And the magician   |
| returned to his tower, well pleased.    |
|                                         |
| Several days later, a novice wandered   |
| into the office of the master           |
| programmer and said, "I cannot find the |
| listing for my new program. Do you know |
| where it might be?"                     |
|                                         |
| "Yes," replied the master, "the         |
| listings are stacked on the platform in |
| the data center."                       |
|                                         |
| -- Geoffrey James, "The Tao of          |
\ Programming"                            /
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Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;