Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / A mathematician, a doctor, and an \ | engineer are walking on the beach and | | observe a team of lifeguards pumping | | the stomach of a drowned woman. As they | | watch, water, sand, snails and such | | come out of the pump. | | | | The doctor watches for a while and | | says: "Keep pumping, men, you may yet | | save her!!" | | | | The mathematician does some | | calculations and says: "According to my | | understanding of the size of that pump, | | you have already pumped more water from | | her body than could be contained in a | | cylinder 4 feet in diameter and 6 feet | | high." | | | | The engineer says: "I think she's | \ sitting in a puddle." / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;