Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay _________________________________________ / I worked in a health food store once. A \ | guy came in and asked me, "If I melt | | dry ice, can I take a bath without | | getting wet?" | | | \ -- Steven Wright / ----------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;