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Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:


$ fortune | cowsay

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/ A mathematician, a doctor, and an       \
| engineer are walking on the beach and   |
| observe a team of lifeguards pumping    |
| the stomach of a drowned woman. As they |
| watch, water, sand, snails and such     |
| come out of the pump.                   |
|                                         |
| The doctor watches for a while and      |
| says: "Keep pumping, men, you may yet   |
| save her!!"                             |
|                                         |
| The mathematician does some             |
| calculations and says: "According to my |
| understanding of the size of that pump, |
| you have already pumped more water from |
| her body than could be contained in a   |
| cylinder 4 feet in diameter and 6 feet  |
| high."                                  |
|                                         |
| The engineer says: "I think she's       |
\ sitting in a puddle."                   /
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        \   ^__^
         \  (oo)\_______
            (__)\       )\/\
                ||----w |
                ||     ||


Here is the PHP code:
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;