Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay ________________________________________ / Q: Why should you always serve a \ | Southern Carolina football man | | | | soup in a plate? A: 'Cause if you give | \ him a bowl, he'll throw it away. / ---------------------------------------- \ ^__^ \ (oo)\_______ (__)\ )\/\ ||----w | || ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay"); echo $output;