Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ I don't think 'It's better than hurling \
| yourself into a meat grinder' is a good |
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| -- Andrew Suffield in |
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| <20030905221055.GA22354@doc.ic.ac.uk> |
\ on debian-devel /
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$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;