Enjoy a randomly generated fortune:
$ fortune | cowsay
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/ At any given moment, an arrow must be \
| either where it is or where it is not. |
| But obviously it cannot be where it is |
| not. And if it is where it is, that is |
| equivalent to saying that it is at |
| rest. |
| |
| -- Zeno's paradox of the moving |
\ (still?) arrow /
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\ ^__^
\ (oo)\_______
(__)\ )\/\
||----w |
|| ||
$output = shell_exec("/usr/games/fortune | /usr/games/cowsay");
echo $output;